First, there is the incumbent Barack Obama. Incumbent means he is already in office and wants to stay in office.

If you are still unfamiliar with the word incumbent, use the word redundant, since his presidential term was damn near a mirror image of George W. Bush’s. Both spent millions of dollars in bailing out large corporations like JP Morgan, Bank of America, Citigroup and the rest of Mitt Romney’s friends. Also, where Bush enacted the Patriot act to take your freedom, Obama signed the NDAA to take your freedom. It’s ok because you don’t need freedoms in an oligarchy whether that oligarchy is socialist or capitlist. Obama’s biggest supporters include Goldman Sachs which collapsed the housing market and then received 800 billion in bailout by taxpayers….conflict of interest? Not for anyone that has no interest in our country.

The rundown results: if you voted for Obama, I hope your disappointed, otherwise you shouldn’t be voting. Don’t vote for him again.

Next, we have Massachusettes Governor Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney is notoriously wealthy. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and used his family money to leverage himself to 100′s of millions in wealth. Even all that money didn’t stop him from throwing his dog into a kennel, strapping him to the roof of the car and drive the dog around in style like a canoe, pair of skis, or a dead deer. Newt Gingrich has tried to criticize Romney for closing businesses under his watch. This was stupid, sometimes businesses have to fail. What Newt should have said is that some of Romney’s companies collapsed so bad that they needed a govt bailout, which directly put millions into Romney’s bank. This was before tarp. Google Bain Capital 1994 bailout. Furthermore, it wasn’t the plants he shutdown that should be noted, It was his business model that is admired by the rich. He made companies more effecient by shipping the jobs overseas. When he says he created 300,000 jobs, he means in India. Bain and Company is the equivalent of JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, or Citigroup, who like Bain, received bailouts by the taxpayer…THANKS… There is also documentation that Bain committed crimes of short selling the market which was outlawed after it was realized that JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs did that to make money, which they did, but it collapsed our economy in 2008.

The rundown results: If you don’t like bailouts, don’t vote for Mitt. With his record, we will have much bigger bailouts and even his bailouts will need bailouts. Mitt Romney is the same as Bush or Obama as far as fiscal policy. If you like our national economic direction, you’ll love Mitt Romney….you may also be a terrorist.

Next we have Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich has been a politician for years. He is not solid on any stance, but maintains a favorable position with conservatives, which is ironic since he was in favor of the bailouts and even bailed out Mexico in 1995. The most alarming fact about Newt is his severe lack of morals. Newt has cheated on and had more affairs on his wives than the average american male has had girlfriends period. He cheated on his first wife while she had cancer, cheated on his second after she was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. He married his congressional aide third time around, which was not only robbing the cradle based on how old he was versus her, but also unethical to cheat on your second wife with a government paid subordinate of you congress. Morals don’t matter to some people but a serious look at Gingrich’s congressional record will show he is inconsistent on every issue except how great he is, how conservative he is, and how much Ronald Reagan loved him….

The rundown results: If you vote for Gingrich, you are basically voting for Clinton minus the personal charm and political swagger. But you get to keep the sex scandals and raise them to a power of 9. A vote for Gingrich also risks him having an affair with Lady Liberty. If you like the idea of Lady Liberty being cuckled by Gingrich…you are a terrorist.

Next we have Rick Santorum. Rick Santorum doesn’t have many scandals to his name like Gingrich. Without the scandals, the only information we have is his voting record. Santorum has been called a “Big Government Republican”. This means while he preaches the law of conservatism he practices the acts of raising the debt ceiling and voting for large government expenditures. He voted for the No Child Left behind act and even added an admendment calling for the replacement of evolution theory with creation theory in schools. The admendment was added but later retracted. He has admitted no child left behind was a bad idea. Santorum has also been under fire for various degrading comments regarding homosexuality. Even if you are not gay in america, chances are you know people who are, and like some people who are. His inability to be in touch with the majority of america and only the hard right makes his electability go down against Obama and his likeability capped at 40% maximum in this country. Santorum also has very strong views against privacy being a right for citizens and fully supports NDAA and Patriot Act.

The rundown results: A vote for Santorum is a vote for George Bush the Third with the added personal characteristics of Hitler, just replace the jews with homosexuals and liberals. Most of America doesnt want an overly liberal president, but we also dont want a rigid douchebag chastizing us for being below him and stealing our freedoms while spending our money. If you like the idea of being run by a tight anus facist that spends your money, you will love Santorum, and you are a terrorist.

Last on the list is Ron Paul. Ron Paul is one of the most misunderstood candidates. This is because the right wing media (who backs Gingrich), the richest men in the world,, (who back romney), and the conservatist elites (who back Santorum) purposely twist everything he says around. He was deemed unelectable early on by all the big whigs and a fringe crazy old man by the media and elites. It doesn’t matter that he would combat the bailouts with federal reserves audits, or support the economy by eliminating income tax, or strengthen our military with consolidating focus (even 8 year olds that play risk know to not spread your troops to thin) and an exchange for offense to defense spending. It doesn’t matter because we are told he is not electable by the same people that chose the previous 4 candidates.

The rundown results: With all this being said, vote for Ron Paul 2012

Sen. Rand Paul courageously speaks out against a provision in the National Defense Authorization Act that would allow the military to indefinitely detain American citizens without due process.