Posts filed under 'Funny'
The Unemployment Game Show: Are You “Really” Unemployed? – From Mint.com
Add comment December 8, 2009
Online game Revolution: Obama’s Coup Fails
A new online multi-player browser game follows Barack Obama bringing the U.S. to total collapse. Americans rise up on the web and begin a revolution. RT’s Anastasia Churkina met up with the mastermind behind the scandalous game.
Add comment November 19, 2009
If You Taser Old Women For Swearing… YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!
If you ask me. If you need to use a taser in general, you are pussy. Here’s the Incident
Add comment June 13, 2009
FUCK YOU OBAMA, I like thinking
Sounds just like his boy Bush.
This is simply true.
My friend Scott says, This is just disgusting, don’t ask question “Big Brother” is here to protect you. Everyone just go back to sleep, nothing to see here. Your Government is here to help. Since when was the government anywhere not taking advantage of the people?
Add comment June 11, 2009
Pakistani President: Osama Bin Laden is dead
Two weeks ago, Pakistan President Asif Ali Zadari suggested that Osama bin Laden might be dead, saying that U.S. and Pakistani intelligence agencies had been unable to detect any sign of the worlds most wanted man since an audio recording of his voice was released in March.
Sunday morning, Zadari went further: I dont think hes alive, the president told NBCs David Gregory. I have a strong feeling and reason to believe that. Zadari continued: I have asked my counterparts in the American intelligence services and they havent heard [from] him in seven years.
The CIA has not confirmed that the voice purporting to be bin Laden in the March recording was in fact bin Laden. U.S. officials have claimed that bin Laden could be hiding in the mountainous region along the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Just before saying that he believes bin Laden is dead, Zadari told Gregory that You have been looking [in Afghanistan] for eight years, you tell me. You lost him in Torah Borah, I didnt.
But Pakistan is still part of the worldwide lookout brigade for the alleged terrorism mastermind, Zadari said.
This video is from NBCs Meet the Press, broadcast May 10, 2009.
Add comment May 11, 2009
Man this Swine Flu is getting out of control
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Dr.Lorraine Day reveals that Vaccines Do Not Work.Vaccinations don’t work at all.
Boy is first Ariz. swine flu case; school to close for 1 week
by Ginger Rough – Apr. 29, 2009 02:50 PM
The Arizona Republic
The state’s first swine flu patient is an 8-year-old boy who attends Moon Mountain Elementary School in northwest Phoenix.
Gov. Jan Brewer disclosed the information during a morning event; health department officials said they are still interviewing the boy’s family and have not determined how he contracted the disease.
In a memo to Moon Mountain staff, Susie Cook, the superintendent of the Washington Elementary School District, announced that the school will be closing for seven days.
Carol Donaldson, communications director for the Washington Elementary School District, which includes Moon Mountain Elementary, said the school has about 800 students.
“We’ve been working on getting information to families all morning,” she said.
The Arizona Department of Health Services had sent four laboratory samples of possible swine-flu cases to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and results for one came back positive for the new strain of swine flu Wednesday morning. Health officials said at a press conference today that the one confirmed and three suspected cases are from Maricopa County, but none is related to each other in terms of family or organized groups. The cases are scattered around the county.
Health officials have said none of the patients with suspected swine flu was gravely ill or hospitalized. It is unknown if any of the four people had traveled to Mexico.
At Moon Mountain Elementary near 19th Avenue and Thunderbird Road Wednesday, students got out in the early afternoon as part of a previously scheduled early release day.
Buses waited in the parking lot of the red-and-tan brick building, and parents showed up in cars and on foot to pick up their kids.
The only sign that the school day was unusual were four Phoenix Police Department cars in the parking lot.
As he walked home, Justin, 10, said he was a little bit scared that one of the school’s students had been diagnosed with the swine flu. Some students at school had cried because of the flu alert. Justin’s friend, Madison, also 10, said she had a cough and chest pain.
“I’m scared because I have some of the symptoms,” she said.
The Arizona Republic is withholding or did not ask for the children’s last names because they are minors.
Charlene Begay of Phoenix showed up at the school to pick up her 6-year-old niece.
“Her dad usually picks her up,” she said, “But she (her mom) just wanted her daughter out now,” said Begay, who is worried about her own health because she is pregnant.
Another student, Carlos, 10, said he planned to go home and take a shower every hour. Not everyone is disappointed that school is closing, he said, because some students have missing homework right now.
Also Wednesday, during a morning tour of the Arizona State Laboratory with Democratic lawmakers, health department administrators confirmed that the state had received its first shipment of antivirals from the federal stockpile.
Two drugs, sold under the brand names of Tamiflu and Relenza, have been shown to lessen the severity and duration of swine flu, if administered shortly after the onset of symptoms.
The antivirals will be distributed to state hospitals and medical centers as needed. There is currently no vaccine for swine flu; CDC officials said in a morning briefing that it would likely be “this fall” before such a vaccine is available for humans.
As of this morning, there were 91 cases of the virulent influenza strain in the United States.
Richard Besser, acting head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, said laboratory tests have confirmed influenza in 10 states.
They are Arizona, New York, California, Texas, Kansas, Michigan, Massachusetts, Indiana, Nevada and Ohio.
Add comment April 29, 2009
Another Cartoon – Welcome to Recession. Population: Everyone
What is sad is that there are a LOT of americans who don’t get this simple and truthful cartoon.
Add comment April 17, 2009
Spotlight the Fed – Ron Paul’s 1207 Bill
A supporter made video about the need to support HR 1207 to bring about a legitimate audit of the Federal Reserve.
Add comment April 17, 2009
Controlled Opposition Embarrass Banker Minion Summers
Infowars
April 9, 2009
As former Clintonite, CFR member, and Bilderberger Larry Summers was addressing the Economic Club in Washington D.C. on Thursday, two Code Pink demonstrators mounted the stage and unfurled a banner demanding Larry and the banksters give back the criminally acquired giveaway money. “Larry Summers is part of the problem,” screamed one of the activists. “He is a mess.” It took a minute or two for security to drag away the Code Pinkers. “Resign Larry, the people are asking you to give Obama a fair shot,” they demanded.
Give Obama a fair shot? Code Pink may not be aware of it, but the Obama administration is packed like a sardine can with CFR members, former hacks from the Federal Reserve, and assorted bankster minions. If Obama gets rid of Larry Summers — and rest assured he will not — he would merely replace him with another CFR member or Bilderberger. Code Pink seems to be oblivious to the fact Obama is a front man for the global elite. Obama is a marionette reading from a prepared script projected on teleprompter screens.
FULL READ HERE:
http://www.infowars.com/controlled-opposition-embarrass-banker-minion-summers/
Add comment April 9, 2009
Even that Douche Hannity is pulling his head out of his ass a little!
I wasn’t screaming about this for nothing.
In the video here, the former Clintonite Dick Morris, who is now a darling of Fox News, tells Sean Hannity the globalists will put the “American economy under international regulation” and “those people who have been yelling, oh, the UN is going to take over… they’ve been crazy, but now they’re right.”
“Those conspiracy people,” Sean Hannity interjects, “had suggested that for years… you’re not wrong.”
It’s the “international regulation of the financial institutions” we have to worry about, warns Dick Morris. It will happen under “IMF control… Remember, the IMF is run by the Europeans and backed by Americans.”
It’s too bad Mr. Morris didn’t give us the rest of the story. The IMF is a loan sharking operation created by the bankers under the Bretton Woods scheme and its primary purpose to date has been to get third world nations into hock so they can be more effectively looted. It is now poised, as Morris eludes, to embark on a far more ambitious bankster scam — to initiate something called “global quantitative easing” by printing billions of dollars worth of a global “super-currency,” deceptively billed as a way to address the economic crisis manufactured by the global elite.
“Alistair Darling and senior figures in the US Treasury have been encouraging the Fund to issue hundreds of billions of dollars worth of so-called Special Drawing Rights (SDRs) in the coming months as part of its campaign to prevent the recession from turning into a global depression,” the Telegraph reported on March 16.
SDRs are now based on four currencies — the US dollar, the Japanese yen, the euro and the British pound. They are used largely as a unit of account by the IMF and other international organizations.
Read between the lines and you get to the bottom of the real reason for the issuance of SDRs — to push for a world currency. Recall a few days ago Zhou Xiaochuan, China’s central bank’s governor, calling for the IMF to forge a new world reserve currency.
China demands a settlement system between the SDRs and other currencies so that they can be used in international trade and financial transactions. The IMF would manage these SDRs and they would gradually replace existing reserve currencies.
As envisioned by our rulers, a world “super-currency” will ultimately require a world government. Morris blames the Europeans for this and he is only partially right — it is a scam long ago devised by international bankers primarily based in Europe and Britain and backed, as Morris admits, by the American financial elite.
The issuance of paper SDRs “would please the plutocratic international bankers” to no end, writes Robert Bradshaw, and this “move would allow them a golden opportunity to print fiat paper money in huge quantities to flood the world. We can be sure that the fat cats [the bankers] would love to have a new paper world currency in their greedy little hands. Since they already control the IMF and most world central banks, such a new global currency would definitely fit into their plans for world rule.”
It is hardly surprising that SDRs and world currency will be on the agenda at the G20 this week. The globalist George Soros has urged Obama to push the SDR agenda and has warned that if a world currency is not established and the global economy collapses (as planned) the United States “shall cease to be the dominant financial power” and “China is liable to come up ahead.” Soros is merely running a time-tested shell game in an effort to get the U.S. to pony up for what will ultimately be its demise, again as planned. China is the model to be used for our totalitarian future.
Dick Morris and the disinfo operative Sean Hannity may indeed be alarmed by this obvious push for world government. It is interesting to note that Hannity has only lately come around to the existence of the New World Order — formerly in the realm of crazy conspiracy theories — now that Obama is in the White House and the Democrats in control of Congress. Hannity and Morris are simply reading from a provided script.
Point is, the New World Order wants you to know what they have in mind for you. It tickles them to give you a preview of things to come now that the New Savior is in office and enjoying high popularity — a one world government with a high-tech control grid overlay designed to usher in a brave new world of hellish serfdom and eventually the dream of our eugenicist rulers: a mass culling of the herd who are considered little more than useless eaters.
Add comment March 31, 2009
I thought I was intense
But you know what? This guy is dead on, people should be this angry.
It’s not AIG. It’s the GOV…
Britney Spears is Going on Tour…
the Government Housing Scam…
Obama Bumper Stickers…
Pelosi is a LIAR and a THIEF…
Barack Obama Elementary School…
Add comment March 22, 2009
I always knew I was a terrorist! (MIAC report)
Alex Jones and Chuck Baldwin speak about it:
1 comment March 20, 2009
SXSW 2009: Everday Conspiracies with Alex Jones
Ever wonder about the art on the dollar bill?
This is funny!
Add comment March 18, 2009
